UDERSTAND ENGLISH LANGUAGE :)
I found a nice joke on Uncyclopedia :) Please enjoy, it will be funny :) "You're gonna get mirked" - We're going to shower you with cum. "I'm gonna blaps you up" - I am going to nibble your ears. "I'll mash your face up" - You may need some plastic surgery soon, old chap! "Cuz", "Blud", "Blad" "Man" and "Bruv" - Terms used for anyone, friend or foe. "Man" can also refer to one's self. See below "Naaah, that aint serious!" - I find this rather unfair "Nah bruv, he bare boyed you off" - I believe that young man just insulted your mother "Don't have it cuz, don't have it!" - He insulted you. Now he must pay "Sick" - Can mean either good or bad, depending on how expression is placed upon the word "Man's gettin Vex" - I am becoming rather irritated. "Man" can also refer to someone else. See above "Cold"