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I found a nice joke on Uncyclopedia :) Please enjoy, it will be funny :) "You're gonna get mirked" - We're going to shower you with cum. "I'm gonna blaps you up" - I am going to nibble your ears. "I'll mash your face up" - You may need some plastic surgery soon, old chap! "Cuz", "Blud", "Blad" "Man" and "Bruv" - Terms used for anyone, friend or foe. "Man" can also refer to one's self. See below "Naaah, that aint serious!" - I find this rather unfair "Nah bruv, he bare boyed you off" - I believe that young man just insulted your mother "Don't have it cuz, don't have it!" - He insulted you. Now he must pay "Sick" - Can mean either good or bad, depending on how expression is placed upon the word "Man's gettin Vex" - I am becoming rather irritated. "Man" can also refer to someone else. See above "Cold"

Why people like to lie so much? Why do you like to promise me a lot of things and you do not keep your promise? Why do you promise? For fun? I can't understant even I do not have trust in you, I accepted to promise me something. Sometimes you forget to think...and I forget to think that I don't have trust in you. I forget....because I am blind with your love. When I am with you, I forget everything. Really. Only I remember that I love you... But what kind of love is this? I feel that you steel all my power..I feel that you use my mind, my soul.... I can'realise, but it is not good when I am with you! Apparently, we are so happy toghether....we laugh a lot, we like to do a lot of things toghether, we have a lot of beautiful dreams....BUT.... It is not enough! Not for me. You are not perfect! You should change yourself...maybe, if you want...it will be great! I hope that God will help me to escape from your love! I need to get ride of your love!

Four candles burning slowly and in that silent peace you could listen their conversation: First said: - I am Silence. Nowadays people have forgotten that I can be part of thair lives... And the flame decreased increasingly more and more and after this, died. Than the second one spoke: - I am Faith. People say that they cand leave very well without me, I'm afraid that it is not much poin to burn anymore... After she finished talking, she died. - I am Love, the third one said.I do not have enough power to burn, people give me a hand as a fillip. They forget to love them even on the most important person from their life... A genle breeze passing near it and extenguished it unwittingly. A beautiful child entered the room where only a single candle burns and seeing the other three candles off, he started to cry. - You should be forever alight! the boy said. But the fourth candle whespered to him easily: -Don't be afraid, as time as I still burn, we can rekindle the other ones! I a

Because I have at home true friends that love me. Because they think about me every time. Because they give me advices, they encourage me every moment when I feel that I can't do something... I am so grateful because I have this kind of friends, I am so thankful that they think of me when I think of them, I am blest that they are close to me when I need them, that they help me when I need help, that they advice me when I need advices, that they love me when I need love...and I need love every time! With such kind of friends I can go anywhere, I can do everything, I can feel myself protected and powerful! Thank you God because you gave me this! I am a lucky girl, do you know? I am a little lucky girl! I believe in this! Really! I think that in life, you get what you deserve...so...if you are kind, the kindness will be very close to you! The same is when you love or when you work!

Because I was alone. And I did not know if I love you or I need you like a friend.....I did not know..Please forgive me. I can't love you..I was wrong...I am not perfect....I can do mestakes sometimes, please forgive me! I was unsure to the begining, but now I am very sure about my feelings. You are the best person from the World! I need you like friend, you are so clever and kind and you have a big soul...I like you so much. But I made some confusion in my emotions... A lot of girls love you! I know...I know....and it wil be easy for you to be with one of them. In fact, everyone wants to be with you, so it wil be easy, I am sure of that. The Christmas time will come...this is the most important celebration from the year for me..so I need to have my soul clean! I can't wait to beautify the Christmas Tree, to make presents, to get presents, to sing Christmas songs....to stay in front of the candles lihgt and see through the window the white and shining snow falling down... I l

Yesterday was snowing! So beautiful! I plane to make a big snowman!!!!!!!!!!! But today is warm and all the snow desappeared! I want to make a snowman this winter! I want so much! And I will, I am sure about this! Today is snowing in my soul also...My soul is white, full of snow. I am cold and peacefull. I am waiting you. Maybe I am hating you. In this case you will be the firs person in my life that I could hate! But I don't deteste you, I can't, you know....I can't hatre anybody, only I can love....I love you, I love me, I love everything in this world: good mood, mountains,seaside, sun and forest, flowers and smiles, rain and snow, the cold and the warm, colours and paintings, dances and songs, chocolate and friends, books and blogs,Chrismans and Easter... And now, I can't love you. Anymore. .. Because I can't understand you. Because you don't let me understand you. Because you don't show how can I understand you... Let me try to enter in your life! Let

I think I love you .. Do you know ...? A difference like the difference boy to differentiate religion, the difference eye ..:) You know .... that you are the most ugly boy that I Can knew before now? But I love you. Really. I do not know why. Maybe for your wonderfull soul, maybe for your strong hug, maybe because you are so clever! I love your brain! Yes, I do! I am so happy, I could not eat anything today .... All my stomach is full of butterflies:) I want to see you again, and again, and again!

Well, it is a real pleasure to cook! When I came for the first time in Birmingham, I prepared pancakes with chocolate and valilla cream! Now I cook for all my housemates, they enjoyed every time when I cook something, really! Today I have something speciall: boeuf salad,stuffed eggs, rice with chicken legs,vegetable soup and pancakes! Hm....I am a good cook, do I?